Why do they call it a
'cold,' anyway?
I mean, you end up
burning up with a fever,
not to mention the
ever-attractive
leaking nose,
droopy eyes
and whiney
'I'm sick!' complaints.

I hate being sick. Blah.

12/08/99

Tell Etoys.com ®
you are boycotting them this season.
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